To top off a great long weekend with the family, I had an experience that leaves me swelling with fatherly pride:
I taught my son how to pee on a tree.
I'm still glowing. A little later, though, I think he was just showing off. He had to go while we were driving home and there wasn't a gas station in sight, so he peed on the side of the highway from the car... all the while asking about the semi-trucks passing by our parked vehicle.
Potty training is great.